Epic Fail: You'll Never See These Works

A breezy pose. A flirt that drips off the screen. That intoxicating smile — the kind that looks so effortless. Because “she’s just like that,” right? It just happens with her. Oh if only, babe. If only...

You’ll never know how many nerves, failed takes, bad hair days, and thousands (yes, thousands) of shots it takes to get that one “natural” smile.

What if I'll say you that Stanley Kubrick made Tom Cruise shoot a single scene in Eyes Wide Shut 95 times? Or that Marilyn Monroe’s endless reshoots in Some Like It Hot nearly broke her down? And yet — that movie’s a classic. And her role? Iconic.

So today... I’m showing you my little anti-classics. The “epic fail” kind. Let’s open the secret door to my most disastrous photoshoots of 2025 😬

The Tango Tragedy 💃🪦
The idea wasn’t bad — a sultry tango dancer, Latin heat, all that spice. But wow… the execution? A hideous background, a tragic dress, weirdly stiff limbs, dead eyes, zero mood. I think I only ever posted one shot from this mess — and honestly, even that was one too many.



The Leather Morgue Moment 🖤☠️
This one was supposed to be my hero set. That shiny black leather couch? Yeah… it ended up looking like a damn body bag. Behind me — poster-sized garbage art that smells like a f*ckin lazer Canon printer (at 1950s??) just from looking at it. And my hair? Swamp witch green. You wanted pin-up? You got Adibash instead of sneakers...



The Street Fighter Fail 👊🧦
The expectation: grungy punk girl in ripped tights. Somewhere between Pippi Longstocking and Alice from Resident Evil. Preferably more sexy... The reality? More like a chain-smoking gremlin with hangover breath. Perfect for scaring small children. And grown men too, honestly. LOL.

Final thoughts?
Not every shoot ends in glory. Some end in memes. And that’s okay — I laughed, I learned, I deleted 400+ files and moved on. But now you’ve seen the ghosts in my digital closet. Try not to screenshot them. Or do. Whatever. 😜

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